Saturday, February 14, 2015

Alternative pain scales


Fahrenheit Pain Scale:
If your pain was a number between 32 and 212, where 32 is no pain at all and 212 is the worst pain you've ever had, what would it be right now?

Complex Pain Scale:
If your pain was a number with a magnitude less than or equal to 1, where 1 is the worst pain you've ever had, and i is defined as the square root of an immense sense of well-being and fulfillment, what would its magnitude and phase be right now?

Vintner's Pain Scale:
If your pain was a volume of wine, such as a gallon, rundlet, barrel, tierce, hogshead, puncheon, tertian, pipe, butt, or a tun, where a tun would be the worst pain you've ever felt, how much wine would it be right now?

Sagan's Pain Scale:
If your pain was a number between 1 and billions and billions, where billions and billions was the worst pain you've ever had, what would it be right now?

Hertzsprung-Russell Pain Scale:
If your pain was a letter from the sequence M, K, G, F, A, B, O where O would be hot, luminous pain radiating in the ultraviolet, what would your pain be right now?


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