Friday, January 1, 2010

Night club

Walked past a shop today which had a set of multicoloured revolving flashing lights for sale in the window.  The box had a handmade sign under it saying, "Bring the nightclub home!"  To my mind, that is the second least appealing advertising slogan I can imagine, after "Bring the plague home!"

Can you imagine if owning those lights really did bring the nightclub home?  For a start, there'd be some beefy neanderthal at your front door refusing to let you in.  People would be snorting coke off your toilet.  You'd have to hose the vomit out of your bathroom every morning.  And you'd be deaf.

On the plus side, you'd save heaps on taxis.

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